Name: Jake Melksham

Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session? Michael Hibberd

What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field? Tayte Pears delivers some gold

Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training? Alex Browne

Who would you like to have kicking for goal after the siren if you are three points down in a Grand Final? Patrick Ryder

What is your coach’s favourite saying? “Yep”

Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner? Dyson Heppell

If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be? Stewart Crameri – Good defense

If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world? No disabilities

Outside of footy, what would be your dream job? Musician

If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose? Kardashians

Who has the best taste in music at the club and why? Tayte Pears

Who has the worst and why? Heath Hocking

What meal is your speciality to cook? Sunday roast

What is your favourite TV football show? AFL 360

Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club? Tayte Pears

Who is the worst dressed? Jobe Watson

Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club? Brendon Goddard

What is your favourite way to spend a day off? Sleep in then hit the beach

Who was your childhood celebrity crush? Cameron Diaz

Which of your teammates fancies himself as a celebrity? Brendon Goddard

Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why? Tayte Pears

Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home? David Zaharakis

Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook? Tom Bellchambers