Fresh off his three-goal performance against Richmond, young midfielder Brayden Ham answers a series of short questions.

Nickname: The Don

As a kid, what did you want to be? A baller

Most admired opponent: Sam Walsh, because I like him

All-time favourite player: Brett Deledio, because he’s a baller

First player you would choose in Fantasy football: The ‘big fella’ (Sam Draper)

If you could ask someone to be your mentor, who would it be? Probably Nik Cox

Preferred timeslot for the Grand Final: Twilight

Favourite AFLW player: Katie Brennan

If you weren’t a footballer, what would you like to be? Opening bowler in the Tests

A talent you wish you had: Invisible

What makes you laugh: Nik Cox's head

Describe yourself in one word: Fire

What did you learn about yourself during COVID lockdowns? That I don’t really like Matt Guelfi as a bloke

Biggest thing you missed during hub life: Playing footy

Most enjoyable thing about hub life: Dinner time with my friends Ned (Cahill) and Nick (Bryan)

Least enjoyable thing about hub life: Seeing Matt Guelfi every day

Biggest pest during hub life: Probably Ross McQuillan, PEST

Funniest teammate during hub life: Patrick Ambrose loved a prank

Favourite sporting event you would like to attend: Under-17s Irish hockey at 3am

Last TV series you binged on: The Chase Australia

Who would you like to see as the half-time entertainment? Will Ferrell from the Catalina Wine Mixer

The most famous person you have met: Mischa Zverev, a good mate of mine

Three famous people you would like to meet: ‘Mozzie’, Karl Stefanovic, Channing Tatum

Favourite team or sportsperson outside of football: Kirk Hinrich

What is the best sporting event you have seen? Under-15s badminton in Korea

If you won $10 million, what would you buy first? A little place in the Hamptons

Something people would be surprised to learn about you: That I’m friends with Jayden Laverde

Best subject at school: Homeroom

Usual coffee order: Iced chai latte with almond milk

Dream place you would like to live: Fresno

Life after football: Probably living on Nik Cox’s couch in his billionaire mansion