Bomber fan in the outer Darren Snowdon has just filed his second Fan's Diary column. ""Mike Sheahan is a rare breed. One read of his articles and instantly your mouth drops wide open and your head slowly turns from one side to the other, eyes locked in a disbelieving glaze. You end up looking like Mike Sheahan himself – you actually impersonate the journalist! Can you believe that on the very day we take on the Melbourne side containing last year’s Coleman medallist - David Neitz and with Mark Bolton, Aaron Henneman and Sam Hunt unavailable, Sheahan orders Sheedy to play All-Australian fullback Dustin Fletcher up forward? And to think we pay an entire staff of specialist coaches to structure the side when Sheahan could just tell us for free!""Read Darren's full column.